A Murder of Crows - Bonus Content

Sad Tromboehner

This song by the fictional Pink Trinkets was written about former Speaker of the House John Boehner, who was known for his crocodile tears.

He walks the halls of power, with a smile on his face
But deep down he's a fraud, in a state of disgrace
He talks of change and progress, but it's all just a lie
He's just in it for himself, while the people cry

Cry baby, cry baby, hypocrite in a suit
Cry baby, cry baby, you'll get what's coming to you

He preaches of unity, but divides with his words
He speaks of the people, but he's just a rich jerk
He cries for the camera, but it's all just a show
He's just a snake in the grass, that's ready to go

Cry baby, cry baby, hypocrite in a suit
Cry baby, cry baby, you'll get what's coming to you

He thinks he's above the law, but he's wrong
He'll fall from his tower, and he'll be gone
He'll cry for mercy, but it's too late
The people have spoken, and sealed his fate

Cry baby, cry baby, hypocrite in a suit
Cry baby, cry baby, you'll get what's coming to you
Cry baby, cry baby, you'll get what's coming to you


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